There was once a girl.....

                                                                                   My sister, isn't she sweet?

A girl from Shanghai

There was once a girl from Shanghai,

Who suffered and asked herself why?

And then she found out,

She`d married a kraut,

And suddenly  wanted to die.

 The Girlie from Berlin

There was once a girlie from Berlin

She found a most beautiful pearl in

A box that was her`s

And what was still worse:

The pearl in the box sucked the girl in.

Das Mädchen aus Dortmund

Es war mal ein Mädchen aus Dortmund.

Das rannte ganz traurig dort fort und

Ging auf einen Tanker.

Und liebte `nen Punker,

Sie tat es zunächst nur an Bord kund.